Seduction and Snacks! By the mad genius Tara Sivec

I really don't know where to even begin. As stated in previous blogs I am a highlightaholic. I pretty much just highlighted this entire book. It would have been a day read if I didn't have these things called kids.... Speaking of kids... Lets jump into this book with the first line.

"Hello, my name is Claire Morgan and I am never having children."

Hmmm. Where have I heard this before? Oh yea that's right, these very words escaped my mouth on the reg. now my b*tch a$$ has two babies... So I wonder if Miss. Morgan has a baby in her future....

Why yes... Yes she does.. And let me just tell you I love him... You will too. I tell myself I love him, but i feel like if he was my kid he might spend half his life in time out.... Carter and Drew? I need to know if men really say the sh*t these guys say to each other. I asked my husband and he was like "idk.. Idk what your talking about. Please stop talking to me." Yea we have this love hate relationship.. It's pure bliss. Anyhow. I would love a guy to read this book and then message me.. I NEED to know. Oh and just so you know how hot Carter is, cause everyone wants to read about an uber hot guy...

"He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector  skin-suit-wearing kind of way."

Yea.. she just thought that.. 

If you don't know me.... I am Jenny from this book. No joke. Ask my sister in law... My husband.. My friends.. Just so you know Jenny mixes everything up. Sad day.. I didn't highlight my.. I mean her, stupidity. So if you haven't already read this book, when you read it go.... Oh Brittany!

 I will say it again and in every blog I write just to drive the point home. I AM SO ANTI SPOILER! But I really just want to post All my highlights... Which means I want to post this entire book. It will be a pretty minute until I get to Futures and Frosting.. But this book was amazing. It had me laughing on the constant!

Quotes I plan to steal:

1. Pussy Punch: when a Twat Tap just isn't enough.

2. Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper."

3. Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?

Ok that's all you are getting out of me... I'm stopping myself right here.

I am currently reading Exquisite by Ella Frank.. I am pretty excited about this one. I am in an awesome book club for readers that write and have had the pleasure of talking to her via the book club a few times... So  now you know what to look forward to... No surprises tonight!

Fell off the face of the planet...

So sorry I disappeared.. But I am back... So YAY.. What is on today's blog agenda? The winner of the giveaway... Three people entered. So I literally wrote your names on a piece of paper tossed em around and picked one... Lucky winner?

Dawn Bruce!
Please send me your Email address!

In other news.. I just finished reading Castles on the Sand by E.M. Tippetts.
It was a really good book. It started off a little slow.. Then again this month has been very hectic so it might have just been my life that only allowed me to read a chapter every other day. However, I got way into it last night and finished it about ten minutes ago. It's funny how I always cheer for the bad guy. Then again doesn't everybody? Usually I am full of quotes from the books but not today.. I only have one thing for you and it's a mental note from Madison.
 I nod. Well, all right, I think. What a lovely conversation.
Confused? Now you have to go read it to see what the conversation was, huh? I thought that was perfect for this moment since I jumped around like a frog in a pond full of lily pads while talking about this awesome book. I think that makes sense.
When you finish the book there is a story in the back.. It's a sadly happy story, I suggest you read it. Made me think about the book a little more and realize just how much I liked it.
As usual no spoilers.. So go enjoy this read!
Seductions and Snacks is the next book I am diving into. So something to look forward to.
I'm stocked up on books and my husband has officially band me from buying anymore right now. I luckily snuck in reflected in you, point of retreat, and slammed...

One more thing! One of my homies is launching there blog tomorrow! HUGE GIVEAWAY.  I will post something about it.. I'm actually donating something for it.. Cause I'm not just a writer I'm a crocheter. And what book have we read were crochet would come in really handy? Hmmm. I wonder.

Give a what? GIVEAWAY! Take This Regret... There is nothing to regret about reading this book!

"wonderful, perfect, and entirely horrifying."
I don't think I could have put it better myself! This book was so good.  I know in my first and last blog I stated I was putting down the books and picking up the pencil... But technically I picked up a Kindle... So I don't think it counts. But seriously. Everytime I turned my Kindle on to continue on Elizabeth and Christians journey I cried.. REALLY CRIED. Like husband looking at me as if I had been punched in the gut. So yes this book will make you cry. However it is one of those reads where you know it is going to end in a "Happily ever after." So welcome the tears. Embrace the tears.

So this is officially my first blog on ONE book. I am so nervous I am shaking.  Well, everyone knows am I so anti spoiler.. I want to hunt down the people who leave reviews that spoil books because it takes away from everyone. It takes away from the Authors who poured a piece of themselves into what they wrote and it takes away from the reader who now knows what is going to happen. So I will let the writer do most of the speak and give you only a hint of what should be the next book you read. (which keep reading and you might find that you may be reading it sooner than you know.)

A woman with a "wounded heart that had forgotten how to trust but hadn't forgotten how to love."
A man I hated in the beginning and slowly but surely fell in love with. "Once again, I found myself on the edge looking down, wondering when I'd get to close that I'd fall. Or maybe I'd just jump."  Which let me just tell you.. I jumped  and then was sad when  it was "Gone. Just like that, without warning." it was over. Except my kindle was flashing 99% done... I just didnt want it to be over! And you wont either! That is all you get from me... I cant give you more... I just can't do it.

So.. What did I mean by you might be reading this sooner than later? Why does this post say GIVEAWAY? What is there a give away? Well I loved this book so much and I want to share this beautiful story with someone ANYONE else! So.. because my followers are few but loved and truely cherished I am going to have a giveaway for an ebook copy of Take this Regret. How can you win you ask... Well its simple really.. If you havent been introduced to my unborn child P.F.D. go like my facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/brittany.gallegos.92#!/PerfectlyFittedDistraction
Once you have leave me some love.
(If your interested the first chapter is available to read via the About section.)
If you already like the page leave me some love. This will get you an entry.
Other ways to get additional entries?
-Follow A.L. Jackson on Twitter @aljacksonbooks
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I honesty can't think of another way to give you an entry.
I will easily be able to track most of these things but once you have done them leave a comment below letting me know.. This will just make life easier for me.. Because isn't life already hard enough?
So you could get up to seven entries towards having this awesome book in your eReader!
Why are you still lingering? I have nothing more to say.. Except I love you all and good luck.. Now go crazy!

Oh I guess I do have more to say... This giveaway will go on until the clock stricks midnight next Monday! So a week.. Now you can go crazy!

Books and more books! SO MANY GOOD BOOKS!

So obviously I am new to blogging. Let me just say, it took a long time to figure out how to even post. At this moment I am still not sure if I am doing it right.

Anyhow. I thought it might be cool to start a blog about the books I am reading and the book I am writing. Funny thing is, the title of my book also works well with my blog title. Books are in deed a Perfectly Fitted Distraction.

I have currently read quit a bit of books... So to catch up for future posts I am going to have a list of great book and  not so great books. (Notice how I didn't say sucky book list. Writing a book is like birthing a child. It is anything but easy to write pages upon pages of something that isn't real.  However, it is like the child that you love unconditionally once the torcher of getting it done is over.  I would never say anything bad about someone else's book. With that said there are a couple books I simply did not enjoy reading.) I am very anti spoiler, so I am going to keep this simple and sweet.  So let's get to business. I am going to go in order of when I read them, (unless they are by the same author, in that case im just adding all the books I have read by that specific person) not from which is best, just want to make that clear.

Books
Twilight.. New Moon... Eclipse... Breaking Dawn. Stephanie Meyer.
      I have a weakness for vampires, it's true! And while the movies are nothing special the books rock my socks off

Fifty Shades Of Grey... Fifty Shades Darker... Fifty Shades Freed... E.L. James
      When I read these the first time they were amazing. Once I started reading more... They trickled
to the back of my amazing book bus. But doesn't change the fact that they are good books, and easy
to read. Nothing quit as hot as a rich man with mommy problems.. Am I right?

Bared to You. Sylvia Day.
    So yes, these books are right there next to our sexy Fifty books.  I would personally say they are a step... Steamier? Raunchier?  Ok just a lot more intense. If you haven't read it yet the second one is available on eBook. I am personally waiting for the paperback to come out, which is later this month. So yes, something to look forward in my future blogging.

Beautiful Disaster.  Jamie McGuire
    One name Travis Maddox! This man equals total hottie.  I am a sucker for a bad boy. You can beat the shit out of a guy cause he glanced my direction? Something about that in fantasy land is hot to me..  Anyhow. This was a one day read to me. I could not put it down. I can't wait for Walking Disaster to come out in April.. Oh yes sounds like yet another future blog.

Easy.... Between the lines... Where you are... Good for you. Tammara Webber
    This was the first eBook I read. It was so good that I then paid for a hard copy (along with every other book she wrote) and eBook gifted it to my BFFL. I actually had the pleasure of meeting Tammara last weekend, and she is just as amazing as her books. As for the book.. I technically bought it three times so obviously I loved it. So we already know I'm a sucker for bad guys.. Well Lucas is anything but a bad guy but he does have a lip ring and tattoos... As for the other three books, she is working on the fourth and last one. Which I can't wait to read, and of course I love all the male characters... Even if I really wanted to hate them.

Crash... Clash.  Nicole Williams
   Haha. Yes I started off by laughing. This book irritated the hell out of me at first And then made me think of someone I didn't want to be thinking about when I was trying to imagine a hot bad ass guy. I won't tell you who, but if you read it let me know what comes to mind in like the first five(?) chapters.  Anyhow this was one of those books that I almost stopped reading, but boy am I happy I
didn't. Jude Ryder equals the man of my dreams. I had a bookmark custom  made to represent him... Yes.. I am crazy about the men in my books. Hints the reason I am blogging about it.

Reason to Breathe... Barely Breathing.  Rebecca Donovan
   These books are amazing.  I CAN NOT wait for Out of breathe to be released... Which the release date was announced today June 2013.. I know right? This is one of those books I am going to die waiting for.  This book was nothing like what I expected it to be.. It only took one chapter to suck me into the abyss of her characters. I have to admit though. I feel in love with the one random bad boy that will probably never be mentioned again. So read these books in June... Otherwise your going to be in pain counting down the days till the finale is released.

The Marriage Bargain. Jennifer Probst
     This was a cute book. It wasnt anything that made me feel like a crazy person but it was simply good with a great ending.

Unwritten Rules. M.A. Stacie
     I enjoyed most of it... Another not so amazing book but good. There were moments it made me feel very uncomfortable. I wanted to slap the chick a few times.

Lengths. Liz Reinhardt & Steph Campbell
    AMAZING! I loved this book. I loved reading from Deo's point of view. I was constantly laughing. This book is a must read.

Perfection... Playing for Keeps (A neighbor from Hell Series) R.L. Mathewson
   ROTFLMAO. Or whatever the text is for uncontrolably laughing. These books do go together and they are SO FUNNY! Hot guys that can eat and eat and then eat some more.  Buttercream frosting on a Bradford man yes please. I believe these are only available on eBook. Go reaad them right now!


Honor thy Teacher... Obey Student. Teresa Mummert
    .... This is one of those books I cant say much for. It had really exciting moments but overall I was just unimpressed. That doesnt mean you wont LOVE it, because I bought it because so many people did LOVE it.  She also just released White Trash Beautiful... I am not sure if or when I will be reading it.. Only time will tell.

Switch. Megan Hart
   This book, for me, was perfect timing. It is a really good book. It kept me wanting more all the way up until the end.  There was a few moments that I felt it was dragging but in comparison to the book as a whole that was nothing. She has a good chunk of books out that I do plan on reading so look forward to my opinion in the future.

Seducing Sarah... Stolen. (The Madame X school of Sex) Jinx Jamison
    Oh BOY! The first one is a whole book and it does not give you a moment to breath before your breathless again. Which might not make sense so read the book and tell me that it still makes no sense. Stolen is just a short SHORT snip of one of the characters, but dont let that make you think that there is nothing to read. Cause boy you would be wrong.

And last but not least.. (at least I think so... If I have read anymore books I cant remember them at this moment.)

Pulled. A.L. Jackson
    This title says everything. Two people PULLED together no matter what. Warning this is a tear jerker.  AMAZING book. She also wrote Take this Regret, which is on my books to read.

So how many books was that? 27! 27 books! I have a few books on my nightstand just waiting to opened.. These include The 4 Fallen series books. Seven years to Sin. and the First three books to Blue Blood. On my Kindle I have... Inhale, Ethereal, A Job from Hell, Seduction and Snacks, Castles on the Sand, Love Unfinished, and Eternal Eden. Yes... That is 15 more books.  And there are a lot more books that I HAVE to read.  However! I have currently put reading aside for a while so I can focus on my unbirthed child P.F.D.  I look forward to my next blog. Hopefully it is an update to winning a free 20 page edit. Which if I do... I will post what is edited, right her for you all to read.