Seduction and Snacks! By the mad genius Tara Sivec

I really don't know where to even begin. As stated in previous blogs I am a highlightaholic. I pretty much just highlighted this entire book. It would have been a day read if I didn't have these things called kids.... Speaking of kids... Lets jump into this book with the first line.

"Hello, my name is Claire Morgan and I am never having children."

Hmmm. Where have I heard this before? Oh yea that's right, these very words escaped my mouth on the reg. now my b*tch a$$ has two babies... So I wonder if Miss. Morgan has a baby in her future....

Why yes... Yes she does.. And let me just tell you I love him... You will too. I tell myself I love him, but i feel like if he was my kid he might spend half his life in time out.... Carter and Drew? I need to know if men really say the sh*t these guys say to each other. I asked my husband and he was like "idk.. Idk what your talking about. Please stop talking to me." Yea we have this love hate relationship.. It's pure bliss. Anyhow. I would love a guy to read this book and then message me.. I NEED to know. Oh and just so you know how hot Carter is, cause everyone wants to read about an uber hot guy...

"He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector  skin-suit-wearing kind of way."

Yea.. she just thought that.. 

If you don't know me.... I am Jenny from this book. No joke. Ask my sister in law... My husband.. My friends.. Just so you know Jenny mixes everything up. Sad day.. I didn't highlight my.. I mean her, stupidity. So if you haven't already read this book, when you read it go.... Oh Brittany!

 I will say it again and in every blog I write just to drive the point home. I AM SO ANTI SPOILER! But I really just want to post All my highlights... Which means I want to post this entire book. It will be a pretty minute until I get to Futures and Frosting.. But this book was amazing. It had me laughing on the constant!

Quotes I plan to steal:

1. Pussy Punch: when a Twat Tap just isn't enough.

2. Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper."

3. Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?

Ok that's all you are getting out of me... I'm stopping myself right here.

I am currently reading Exquisite by Ella Frank.. I am pretty excited about this one. I am in an awesome book club for readers that write and have had the pleasure of talking to her via the book club a few times... So  now you know what to look forward to... No surprises tonight!